The Other Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

The

Other

WORST-CASE SCENARIO

Survival Handbook

By Gene Doucette

This page and all subsequent pages are the sole property of Gene Doucette. It is, moreover, a parody. In the unlikely event that you are actually foolish enough to follow any of the advice provided by this web page, it is your own damn fault. In the event that you are Joshua Piven or David Borgenicht, or are in some way or another associated with "The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook," any resemblance to this actual published work is entirely coincidental. Also, the author has no money, so don't even bother.

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