Plane crashes are actually very rare. In the entire history of commercial aviation, fewer people have been killed by plane crashes than died last week on the L.A. expressway.
1: Determine
if the plane is actually going to crash It is the job of
the staff of the airplane to keep everyone calm in every situation,
including impending death in a fiery ball of twisted metal. Consequently,
many of the more obvious signs of crashing are disguised in benign
terminology, such as "low-pressure system," "air
pocket," and "beginning our descent now." Compare
what is being said with what you can observe. For instance, are
there still wings on the side of the plane? These are very important...
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