The beings from the planet Nebulon Four are
very aggressive in nature and have developed a taste for the
human Medulla Oblongata (which is somewhere in the brain, we
think.) They are not to be confused with the docile "pod
people" of Nebulon Five. Before taking agressive action
of any kind, count the tentacles. Invaders from Nebulon Four
have six tentacles, whereas Nebulon Five inhabitants have eight.
1: Go ahead and panic This will buy you some time, as the Nebulon Four invaders are unfamiliar with human emotions. Running around, screaming, calling out to your mother, wetting yourself, etc., will confuse them.
2: Stay out of their grasp for as long as possible You will not be able to outrun them, because they can run very quickly due to having grown up on a large planet with a greater gravitational pull. They will often fall for the "what's that over there?" trick, especially since they have only one eye....
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