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GenePoool Blog For the latest in random thoughts... and, for temporary viewing, by request Eulogy for my father, Gene Sr.

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The Humor Channel Guess who got dragged to Mohegan Sun? In a snowstorm? The things a guy will do on his anniversary... Read On Gambling (different kinds) for details.... if you can bear to watch.

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The Editorial Channel A new feature here at GenePoool.com, offering humorous commentary on current events. Find out how to solve the MidEast Crisis, and the best way to fix the Pledge of Allegiance. Also available: a step-by-step explanation of the Electoral Process for those of you interested in becoming president of the United States.

The Interviews Channel Every now and then GenePoool.com gets an opportunity to sit down and chat with certified Important People. It hasn't happened often, which may be why there are only two interviews on file right now. But they're doozies. Read what Bill Clinton and Jesus Christ have to say.

The Skeptical Channel It's not all fun and games here at GenePoool.com, although it's pretty damn close. Would you like to know who shot JFK, what a cold reading is, or what the deal is with crop circles? The answers to these and many other questions are found here.

The Theater Channel Sample a few stage plays while you're here! Included: scenes from Deus ex Quanta, the one act In the Valley of the Shadow, and much more.

The Essays Channel Every now and then I actually don't feel like being funny. This is where you'll find my non-skepticism-related, honest attempts at non-humorous dissertation. I didn't entirely succeed.

The Fiction Channel Short fiction only, and when I say short, I mean it. Take a look at Idyll, and Burning Desire, two very twisted pieces in five hundred words or less.

Other Humor Sites A brief list of links to the sites of fellow humorists.

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