Before proceeding, fill in the following questionnaire.
Are you:
--A white male at least thirty-five years of age?
--More than a little bit wealthy?
--The close relative of an earlier President?
--Familiar with certain political terms, such as "graft"?
--Pretty?
Can you:
--Tie your own shoes?
--Lie outrageously with a straight face?
--Take credit for things that were entirely beyond your control?
--Blame other people for things you did?
How to Score: If you can answer yes to at least six out of nine, please continue. Otherwise, go away.
