1: Don't panic Most injuries related to lack of coffee consumption result from semi-conscious hysteria.
2: Find a napkin, a paper towel, or a sock An ordinary four-folded nakpin is ideal. If there are no paper products are available, a sock will do. If no clean socks are available, remove one of the ones from your feet. Just don't tell anyone...
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